Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
