how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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