when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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