East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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