I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Pants are for mortals
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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