I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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