I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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