But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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