Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
He? As in you personified your dick?
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
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