Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
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