Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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