eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
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