You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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