If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
then he tried to convert me to islam
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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