gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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