That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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