If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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