dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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