How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
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