hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Randomize
