she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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