i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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