Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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