stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
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