I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
So squirting runs in the family.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
Randomize
