Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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