I don't think brook has ever known best
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Randomize
