Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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