THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
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