Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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