I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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