Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
I will pee on everything he values.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Randomize
