when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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