do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Just pee around me
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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