Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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