You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
I should be sponsored by Trojan
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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