I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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