Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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