just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
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