Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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