haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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