I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Randomize
