I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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