My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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