Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
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