Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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