i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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