Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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