God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
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