i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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