I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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