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I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.

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IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU

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I don't want it.

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Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.

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Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal

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Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question

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so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C

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so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf

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I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless

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Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?

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