That's intense
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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