Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
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