He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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