thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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