Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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